Photo Shoot with my Ring

How come no one wants to take my picture, but my ring gets so lucky to be shaped like a bow and be owned by me, photographer extraordinaire? (cough cough) Marc by Marc Jacobs ring.

But seriously. I just realized that Mr. Clean you know, the Cleaning supply logo man, is gay. Or is presumably gay. I mean, he wants to clean all the time, for it to be clean all the time, he seems super-naturally strong muscled and he wears an earring! Is there some under-lying tone that wants to target homosexual men? Someone should ask Craig Ferguson this. I am perplexed.
Even though I know that not every bald, MAJOR cleaner with an earring, is gay, one does wonder. Dont kill me if you think Im wrong.